Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) – Like a Lamborghini With a Lawnmower Engine
I wish I stuck with the trailer.
Jack the Giant Slayer is a very pretty looking movie – very pretty.
Jack the Giant Slayer is also quite boring.
Looking like a live action film meets the 2007 Beowulf animated film, this film drags most of the way through with dashes of action. Yes, there’s a great giant versus human battle at the end but it’s too little too late.
Jack the Giant Slayer bored me and I won’t forgive that. Should you watch it? I don’t know, are you having trouble sleeping?