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Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) – Like a Lamborghini With a Lawnmower Engine

Jack_the_Giant_Slayer_posterI was looking forward to 2013’s Jack the Gian Slayer since I saw the trailer in the theatre a number of months ago.

I wish I stuck with the trailer.

Jack the Giant Slayer is a very pretty looking movie – very pretty.

Jack the Giant Slayer is also quite boring.

Looking like a live action film meets the 2007 Beowulf animated film, this film drags most of the way through with dashes of action. Yes, there’s a great giant versus human battle at the end but it’s too little too late.

Jack the Giant Slayer bored me and I won’t forgive that. Should you watch it? I don’t know, are you having trouble sleeping?

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